Bread and Butter: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

You know which side your bread is buttered on when it comes to your one true love. So make sure you butter up that special somebody on Valentine's Day to ensure you're not toast by sending them this appetizing, heart-y cardboard slice of V-Day hilarity. And if you have more than one sweetheart, well then, spread it around on February 14th. The erotically edible joke card doesn’t cost a lot of dough and it's really quite tasteful.