Never Find Your Body: Hysterical Valentine's Day Printed Greeting Card

Hysterical Valentine's Day Printed Greeting Card from NobleWorksCards.com - Never Find Your Body image 1Hysterical Valentine's Day Printed Greeting Card from NobleWorksCards.com - Never Find Your Body image 2
Inside Reads:
...As Hot As I Do! Be My Valentine Or Else!
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Item #: 2151
Cover Reads:  They Will Never Find Your Body...
Inside Reads:  ...As Hot As I Do! Be My Valentine Or Else!
Availability:  In Stock
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
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8+$2.75 ea.
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
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JUMBO GREETED version (8.5" x 11")
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These flirty, if not somewhat homicidal, Valentine's Day cards are to die for. This bloody valentine has a really physical appeal. And after all, isn't that what Valentine's Day is about when you get down to it? Everyone will love our twisted Valentine's humor. And maybe you'll get a little lucky after they open this funny card and they read the hilariously hot punchline. This card may seem a little demented, but what's love, if not demented? Don't give your valentine a run-of-the-mill card. Give him or her a run-for-the-hills Valentine's Day card. Cupid, flowers and hearts are fine, but unless you're in second grade, a little originality is a hell of a lot more fun. This killer card will inject some much-needed adult humor into your Valentine's Day celebration and communication.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Never Find Your Body Card
Occasion: Valentine's Day
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Made in USA
Introduced: August 15, 2012
UPC: 745469021516
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By Crystal
Vista CA
March 2, 2018
Funny and fast shipping
I have been using nobleworks for about six months and I will never buy a greeting card from a retail store again! Good quality card stock and unique cards you won't find anywhere else. Plus the shipping is free. Totally effortless and easy
By Tresa
Tulsa ok
March 1, 2018
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It was a nice card and made him laugh
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