Never Find Your Body: Hysterical Valentine's Day Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 2151
Cover Reads:
They Will Never Find Your Body...
Inside Reads:
...As Hot As I Do! Be My Valentine Or Else!
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$4.95 ea.
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These flirty, if not somewhat homicidal, Valentine's Day cards are to die for. This bloody valentine has a really physical appeal. And after all, isn't that what Valentine's Day is about when you get down to it? Everyone will love our twisted Valentine's humor. And maybe you'll get a little lucky after they open this funny card and they read the hilariously hot punchline. This card may seem a little demented, but what's love, if not demented? Don't give your valentine a run-of-the-mill card. Give him or her a run-for-the-hills Valentine's Day card. Cupid, flowers and hearts are fine, but unless you're in second grade, a little originality is a hell of a lot more fun. This killer card will inject some much-needed adult humor into your Valentine's Day celebration and communication.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Never Find Your Body
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Made in USA
August 15, 2012
In Stock
Review Summary
15 Reviews
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100% Recommend this product (15 of 15 responses)
By Savannah
Great colors
February 20, 2020
What a funny card! Colors are just as vivid as appear online, printed on high quality paper! Made for a great silly valentine
quality printing colors
By Yvonne
Gouldsboro, Pennsylvania
Great quality
March 2, 2019
Card felt like great quality. The paper itís made on was very thick and sturdy. And it was printed very nicely. I gave this to my boyfriend for Valentineís Day because I am obsessed with crime shows and thought it would be hilarious. Love the huge selection of unique cards that you canít find in stores. Will definitely shop here again.
By Amy
Just my style
February 27, 2019
This card was a hit not only did my husband laugh he showed family and friends who said man this card is perfect for you two! Fast delivery, good quality, good prices I will be a repeat customer for sure!
By Emily
Redwood City, CA
Awesome quality, fast shipping
February 25, 2019
Loved this card! Same quality as a store-bought card. Very impressed.
Quality Nothing
By Lenore
New Orleans, LA
February 25, 2019
This card was perfect for Valentineís Day! 💯
Hilarious, fast shipping. NONE!
By Sophia
Perfect for me
February 25, 2019
Great quality
By Cara
February 25, 2019
This card is cute, playful, and a lot of fun! The quality was even better than expected. Nothing flimsy about this card.
By Richard
Phoenix AZ
Definitely will buy from again
February 25, 2019
Shipping was good and quick. Quality was great. Wife loved the card. A++
Fast shipping. Great quality product None
By Diana O.
Exactly what I expected
February 24, 2019
Funny card and recieved quickly
By Kelsey
Columbus, Ohio
Great quality and fast shipping!
February 24, 2019
This was cheaper than most cards in the store, just as nice of quality (if not nicer because it wasnít manhandled) and I got it super fast. Very happy with my purchase!
By Felicia M.
Awesome cards!
February 17, 2019
I received my cards in the mail sooner than I expected. And the quality it great.. it's much easier to pick cards out from nobleworks than fighting through aisles in the store.. very happy with the product!
These cards are thick and and the colors are bright. Great quality!
By Clark
Clearwater Beach, FL
Love The Creativity
February 15, 2019
I love the creativity of NobleWork cards. You can find cards that you will never see from Hallmark or American Greeting. Also, you can't beat the price or the convenience,
Creativity, price, convenience. Cannot wait until the last minute to purchase your greeting card.
By Dani
Love it!
February 3, 2019
Great quality & price, fast shipping.
By Crystal
Vista CA
Funny and fast shipping
March 2, 2018
I have been using nobleworks for about six months and I will never buy a greeting card from a retail store again! Good quality card stock and unique cards you won't find anywhere else. Plus the shipping is free. Totally effortless and easy
By Tresa
Tulsa ok
March 1, 2018
It was a nice card and made him laugh