Never Find Your Body: Hysterical Valentine's Day Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 2151
Cover Reads: They Will Never Find Your Body...
Inside Reads: ...As Hot As I Do! Be My Valentine Or Else!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
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Occasion: Valentine's Day

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These flirty, if not somewhat homicidal, Valentine's Day cards are to die for. This bloody valentine has a really physical appeal. And after all, isn't that what Valentine's Day is about when you get down to it? Everyone will love our twisted Valentine's humor. And maybe you'll get a little lucky after they open this funny card and they read the hilariously hot punchline. This card may seem a little demented, but what's love, if not demented? Don't give your valentine a run-of-the-mill card. Give him or her a run-for-the-hills Valentine's Day card. Cupid, flowers and hearts are fine, but unless you're in second grade, a little originality is a hell of a lot more fun. This killer card will inject some much-needed adult humor into your Valentine's Day celebration and communication.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Never Find Your Body Card
Occasion: Valentine's Day
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Made in USA
Introduced: August 15, 2012
UPC: 745469021516
Availability: In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (12 of 12 responses)
By Emily
Redwood City, CA
February 25, 2019
Awesome quality, fast shipping
Loved this card! Same quality as a store-bought card. Very impressed.
ProsQuality
ConsNothing
By Lenore
New Orleans, LA
February 25, 2019
Perfect!
This card was perfect for Valentine‚€™s Day! ūŸ’Į
ProsHilarious, fast shipping.
ConsNONE!
By Sophia
Louisiana
February 25, 2019
Perfect for me
Great quality
By Cara
VA
February 25, 2019
Hilarious
This card is cute, playful, and a lot of fun! The quality was even better than expected. Nothing flimsy about this card.
By Richard
Phoenix AZ
February 25, 2019
Definitely will buy from again
Shipping was good and quick. Quality was great. Wife loved the card. A++
ProsFast shipping. Great quality product
ConsNone
By Diana Olazabal
Idaho
February 24, 2019
Exactly what I expected
Funny card and recieved quickly
By Kelsey
Columbus, Ohio
February 24, 2019
Great quality and fast shipping!
This was cheaper than most cards in the store, just as nice of quality (if not nicer because it wasn‚€™t manhandled) and I got it super fast. Very happy with my purchase!
By Felicia McClendon
Mississippi
February 17, 2019
Awesome cards!
I received my cards in the mail sooner than I expected. And the quality it great.. it's much easier to pick cards out from nobleworks than fighting through aisles in the store.. very happy with the product!
ProsThese cards are thick and and the colors are bright. Great quality!
By Clark
Clearwater Beach, FL
February 15, 2019
Love The Creativity
I love the creativity of NobleWork cards. You can find cards that you will never see from Hallmark or American Greeting. Also, you can't beat the price or the convenience,
ProsCreativity, price, convenience.
ConsCannot wait until the last minute to purchase your greeting card.
By Dani
NY
February 3, 2019
Love it!
Great quality & price, fast shipping.
By Crystal
Vista CA
March 2, 2018
Funny and fast shipping
I have been using nobleworks for about six months and I will never buy a greeting card from a retail store again! Good quality card stock and unique cards you won't find anywhere else. Plus the shipping is free. Totally effortless and easy
By Tresa
Tulsa ok
March 1, 2018
Card
It was a nice card and made him laugh
free shipping
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