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Never Find Your Body Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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Inside Reads:
...As Hot As I Do! Be My Valentine Or Else!
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Item #: 2151
Cover Reads:  They Will Never Find Your Body...
Inside Reads:  ...As Hot As I Do! Be My Valentine Or Else!
Availability:  In Stock
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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1$3.75 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
JUMBO GREETED version (8.5" x 11")
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1 - 2$8.99 ea.
3+$5.99 ea.
These flirty, if not somewhat homicidal, Valentine's Day cards are to die for. This bloody valentine has a really physical appeal. And after all, isn't that what Valentine's Day is about when you get down to it? Everyone will love our twisted Valentine's humor. And maybe you'll get a little lucky after they open this funny card and they read the hilariously hot punchline. This card may seem a little demented, but what's love, if not demented? Don't give your valentine a run-of-the-mill card. Give him or her a run-for-the-hills Valentine's Day card. Cupid, flowers and hearts are fine, but unless you're in second grade, a little originality is a hell of a lot more fun. This killer card will inject some much-needed adult humor into your Valentine's Day celebration and communication.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Never Find Your Body Card
Occasion: Valentine's Day
Line: Talk Bubbles
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Made in USA
Introduced: August 15, 2012
UPC: 745469021516
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