Who needs golden rings when you have a Golden Corral? Decidedly the most true, least sexy and most American of all of our Valentine's Day cards, these funny Valentine pictures are absolutely gut-busting. With all of the overtly sexual or nauseatingly cute Valentine's Day cards out there, these cards with their deliciously funny Valentine's pics are more true to American romance. We don't sip wine and whisper romantic prose. We don't court, swoon or call on. Americans eat. A lot. So, what's more romantic than eating, or gorging, together? Sharing a bottle of post-buffet stomach imbalance medication.