Sometimes it's better when your live-in companion can't speak, no matter how many big fur balls they hack up. A fine feline friend, after all, like the cute brown tabby hugely pictured here perched atop the shoulder of a happy woman, can't cat-tle-tail on you to the cops about your stash or to your chums about your years. Another purr-fect benefit of pet ownership, humorously and adorably portrayed on this warm and fuzzy B-Day extra-large joke card.
Shipping weight: 2 oz
Dimensions: 8.75 x 11.25 x 0.1 inches