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Raunchy and Funny Adult Birthday Cards

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“If a firefighter can go up in smoke, and a plumber can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?”

Even up to your twenties, birthdays were filled with excitement. Perhaps you had a proper party with gifts or an all-nighter out with friends, but now as you're entering your thirties, you'd rather spend it in bed or away from work and everyone who's going to get under your skin. As an adult, a birthday in solitude, perhaps with your favorite beer and Netflix show, is as good as it can get, and you wouldn't have it any other way. Though, you wouldn't mind a few gifts and a funny card that's in line with your kind of pushing-the-envelope, did-he-really-say-that humor.

Those who know you know what to get, and it's no ordinary happy birthday card with balloons and pleasant feel-good messaging. For the edgy adult - or one who prefers quality humor and some profanities over generic uplifting messaging - NobleWorks Cards has designed our adult gift cards just for you.

Birthday Cards for the Adult with Risqué Tastes

You won't find adult birthday cards like this in the big-box retail stores. If you're looking for something unadulterated and unexpurgated, look no further than NobleWorks Cards. Our own funny adult birthday cards are R-rated - some might even deserve an X-rating - and are bound to bring riotous laughter among your dirty-minded friends.

These funny birthday cards, drawn by some of the edgiest cartoonists and artists, run the gamut from political truth bombs to deliciously dirty jokes. Each contains a funny happy birthday image and text to help the recipient get over notching another year on his or her belt. Understandably, they might have a bad attitude about this, and one of those cutesy cards from the grocery store isn't going to say what you really want to say.

No matter what type of adult birthday card you're looking for, you'll find it at NobleWorks Cards. Our adult birthday cards are practically guaranteed to make any recipient - man or woman - gush with laughter or wet their pants. Many of these racy birthday cards are perfect for the grown-ups in your life who appreciate mature but not stodgy humor and are sick and tired of getting those sickly sweet birthday cards that line the shelves of most greeting card departments and stores.

Browse our ultra-dirty (and majorly hilarious) selection of adult birthday cards today to send the right (although not necessarily PC) message.