Hottest Byatch: Funny Birthday Large Greeting Card for Women

Ooo la la! That "is" one hot blonde bitch on the front of this big, lovely, luscious, blinged B-Day card. A beautiful woman dolled up to the extreme and jeweled to the max is featured on a passionate, pulsating, scarlet background and surrounded with huge, blazing, stylized, pink and white letters of slightly depreciating, totally appreciating words. A giant, gorgeous, funny, fantastic, mirthful, marvelous greeting card for the special lady who "thinks" she has it all epically happening - and maybe does!