Remote Rash: Humor Birthday Big Card

Wait a minute! What self-respecting, channel-flipping, thumb-triggered 'guy' would actually 'sit' on the TV remote control? So, maybe what the poor bald fellow in bed really has 'is' a rare tropical rash. Or maybe … he was just trying to hide the action clicker from his curler-haired wife so he could keep control of the device. The options are open, but the huge hilarity is not in doubt. Gift this giant, yellow-bordered, overly flesh-toned, funny B-Day card to someone special and watch 'them' get imprinted with enormous dimpled smiles of delight and good cheer.