The arrival of a new baby can lead to an enormous lot of fretful worrying on the part of the parents. So, reassure them, calm down the mom and dad jitters, with some epic words of wisdom inscribed in large purple and orange script on a big soothing orange and white background featuring a peacefully slumbering angelic newborn. No need to mention diapers, feedings, teething, tantrums, etc … at this panic-stricken, partially paralyzed and fully exhilarated point. Give the giant gift of cute, humorous, mellow, good-natured, immense congratulations - and then get as far away as possible.