Hilarious Baby Congratulations card? No sh..! Although, actually, lots of sh.. is kind of the joke. But when it's your own beautiful, bouncing newborn, it doesn't stink, does it? Well, this cute, colorful, hilarious infant congrats greeting will put a smile on the sweaty face of any proud parent, while they heed your wise and witty advice and stock up on wipes, powder and diapers for the deluge to come.