Back To Work: Funny Retirement Over-sized Greeting Card

The empty-nester lady in the purple dress, holding a tray of drinks, would prefer that the home nest be emptier still - of one recently retired, pink chair reclining, housebound hubby in suspenders. Make no bones about it, gift this big, cute, clever, colorful, cartoon Congrats giant card out to anyone leaving work on a permanent basis and everybody will be getting that lucky living large person's golden leisure years off to a fine, fabulous, humorous, epic start. And if anyone happens to see them back on the job soon after, well, simply refer to this wise and witty massive missive for the rationale.