Bitch if I Didn't: Humor Valentine's Day Jumbo Greeting Card

Nag, nag, nag! If it isn't some retailer looking to turn a profit, then it's your girlfriend or wife making a big deal out of one lousy day. So give her what she wants. When she opens this big, naughty, pink and red, heart-embossed Valentine she will see that you did listen to her not-so-subtle hints, just not the way she wanted you to. She just might get the giant-sized Valentine's Day message you obediently delivered to her at her own request, and hey she might laugh with you as you jeer at another pushy 'Holiday.' However, we don't recommend standing behind her car when she's in it anytime soon.