The poor, deluded, placard-bearing bastard on this colorful and clever humor card doesn't realize just how prophetic he's abutt to become. Cartoon illustrated in bright, bold green, blue, pink, yellow, brown and red, this hilarious B-day card won't be the butt of any derision when you gift it out with great gobs of laughter and good humor. Unlike that asinine, ass-bound, cheeky purveyor of all-too-real doom and gloom, destined for where the sun don't shine.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches