Some guys need a little help staying up, literally and figuratively. But if you can't stay up on Valentine's Day, then when can you? This laugh-out-laugh Valentine's Day card is the perfect gift to give your snooze of a limp date. Hint that you expect to see him rise until the sun does. Remember, coffee will work in a pinch, but you're going to have to use your imagination to truly stimulate your date. Ensure you date stays up this Valentine's Day with this risqué Valentine's Day card.