Cum On My Face: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Item #: 2183
Cover Reads:
Why Yes! Of Course I'll Be Your Valentine, Sweetheart...
Inside Reads:
...And No, You May Not Cum On My Face. Cum On ... Please Be My Valentine!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Sometimes the direct approach is best, even when discussing the once taboo subject of sex. What better time to engage in a frank discussion than on Valentine's Day, then? The Cum On My Face Valentine's Day Greeting Card from NobleWorks Cards will let you set some boundaries in your relationship while also sharing a laugh with your man. This adult naughty, retro style Valentine's Day card is sure to get your guy's attention while also sparing your makeup. While you are telling him what he can't do, you'll have to let him know what he can do with a personalized inscription inside this handsome card that's made in the U.S. There's plenty of room there to let your imagination run wild and to offer lots of fun alternatives. NobleWorksCards.com has a complete line of funny Valentine's Day cards to help you communicate exactly what you want. We'll help you turn your man on and let you enjoy an entire night of wild-n-crazy sex, if that's what you want. Maybe you have trouble voicing your desires.... We've got plenty of cards that'll tell him just what you want. So, check us out, and help yourself out at the same time. We aim to please!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Cum On My Face
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
October 30, 2014
UPC:
745469021837
Availability:
In Stock
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