Everyone has their method for getting lucky. Some let their confidence do the talking, some rely on wine and romance, and some just have to beg, plead and whine. We're not judging. Dignity aside, whatever works is fine. If you'd like to see your Valentine squirm this year, then this hilarious Valentine's Day card is for you. Let your significant other know the goods aren't free just because it's Valentine's Day. But, come on. What's Valentine's Day if not an excuse to be a little more generous than usual? Give your poor schlub a break.