Pussy: Funny Valentine's Day Card - Cat

The only way this card could be any more obvious is if that cat was hairless.

The Pussy funny Valentine's Day greeting card from NobleWorks Cards will appeal to more than just cat lovers on your Valentine's list. This Valentine's Day Pussy card features a cute kitty fiddling on the front with an appropriately pink background. Part naughty, part cute, this sexy Valentine’s Day card has just a smidge of meanness, making it perfect to send to guys you have friend-zoned over the years.

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