Own Parts: Hysterical Birthday Paper Card

Item #: 0649
Cover Reads:
Food Has Replaced Sex In My Life. Now I Can't Even Get Into My Own Pants.
Inside Reads:
Get Into The Spirit And Celebrate. Happy Birthday.
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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BLANK version (not greeted 5" x 7")
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$4.95 ea.
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$4.45 ea.

Occasion: Birthday

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Ah, the irony of it all. A female spends her youth watching horny hordes of guys trying to get into her pants. Then as she ages she watches her waistline expand to the point where she can't even get into your own pants. For the consuming foodie on your birthday card list, the Own Pants Birthday Funny Paper Card is the perfect way to make her laugh her pants off.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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Own Parts
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources
Introduced:
September 15, 2004
UPC:
745469006490
Availability:
In Stock
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