A simple, declarative statement of HATE? Not at all; just read between the lines on the I Hate You Birthday Joke Card. It's not so black and white, after all. You just hate that the birthday guy or gal is younger than you, that's all. That's not so bad, and actually quite humorous. This big, bold card begrudgingly, but hilariously, communicates your best birthday wishes to the big day celebrant; albeit in the fine print.