Do Me Vest: Humorous Birthday Extra Large Paper Card

When your biological clock is ticking down fast, it's never too early in the day to don your "Do Me" vest. That's the funny, photogenic, looking epically fabulous and tremendous feeling fantastic message on this huge, hot elder joke card. An old lady dolls up in a wine-colored hat, paisley skirt, green top and that sexy, showoff vest to score some hardcore hilarity, along with the guys, for some lucky big B-Day recipient. You're never too ancient to advertise open for busy business, after all.