Retiree Alarm Clock: Hilarious Retirement Large Greeting Card

Item #: J6949RTG-US
Cover Reads:
Alarm Clocks for Retirees - Go back to sleep! Or get up! Entirely up to you!
Inside Reads:
Time to enjoy your retirement! Congratulations
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JUMBO GREETED version (8.5" x 11")
Price: $9.62

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Forget the snooze button that 'temporarily' allows you a little more sleep before you're forced to roll out of bed and off to work; for the retiree, the pillowy, dreamy 'choice' is between getting up or going back to sleep for as long as they want (with ample prescription pills to help them along back into slumberland, if so needed). In a huge, clever, cartoon, green saturated, pleasant design, the great life of the disemployed is laid out in warm, joyous, funny, oversized style. Any previously sleep-deprived, recently work-offloaded individual will greatly appreciate the jubilant humor and sweet, comforting reality of this nod of congrats giant greeting card.

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Dimensions: 8.75 x 11.25 x 0.1 inches
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Retiree Alarm Clock
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Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Cartoon by Bill Whitehead
Paper Stock:
Printing on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
December 14, 2018
UPC:
745469230796
Availability:
In Stock
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