Retirement Chart: Hilarious Retirement Greeting Card

Item #: C3257RTG
Cover Reads:
Retirement Chart - Problems Back At The Old Job/Craps I Could Give
Inside Reads:
Hope your retirement is off the charts! Congratulations
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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The happy, contented feelings that come with taking a permanent leave from work are cheerfully and semi-scientifically charted on this graphic, garrulous, good times Retirement Congrats greeting card. The red crisis/crap line rises proportionally to the retirees' satisfied and settled sensations, displayed in bright white, wise yellow and knowing black. Further evidence of the smart move made by the job exiter and the wonderful, mirthful emotions you'll stir up in them when you give out this clever, witty, well-drawn, accurately plotted, best wishes card on the occasion of their employment departure.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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Retirement Chart
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Dave Blazek
Paper Stock:
North American based and printed on FSC certified paper.
Introduced:
December 13, 2019
UPC:
745469244960
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (3 of 3 responses)
By jcbeaches
Atlanta, GA
Funny!
November 2, 2020
Love this card and I had one person in mind when I got it. She thought it was as funny as me. Also, the card quality is great from this company.
By Karen N.
Austin, Tx
Good Clean Card
May 3, 2020
This card is relatable to so many, without being political or offensive in any way. Perfect card for my co-worker.
Pros
  • Relatable, non -political
By Joe D.
Indialantic, FL
AWESOME!
January 23, 2020
Finally, a cool retirement card with a sense of humor (better than any store bought cards).