The happy, contented feelings that come with taking a permanent leave from work are cheerfully and semi-scientifically charted on this graphic, garrulous, good times Retirement Congrats greeting card. The red crisis/crap line rises proportionally to the retirees' satisfied and settled sensations, displayed in bright white, wise yellow and knowing black. Further evidence of the smart move made by the job exiter and the wonderful, mirthful emotions you'll stir up in them when you give out this clever, witty, well-drawn, accurately plotted, best wishes card on the occasion of their employment departure.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches