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Retiree Alarm Clock: Humor Retirement Card

Item #: C6949RTG-US
Cover Reads:
Alarm Clocks for Retirees - Go back to sleep! Or get up! Entirely up to you!
Inside Reads:
Time to enjoy your retirement! Congratulations
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Forget the snooze button that 'temporarily' allows you a little more sleep before you're forced to roll out of bed and off to work; for the retiree, the pillowy, dreamy 'choice' is between getting up or going back to sleep for as long as they want (with ample prescription pills to help them along back into slumberland, if so needed). In a clever, cartoon, green saturated, pleasant design, the life of the disemployed is laid out in warm, joyous, funny style. Any previously sleep-deprived, recently work-offloaded individual will greatly appreciate the jubilant hilarity and sweet, comforting reality of this nod of congrats greeting card.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Retiree Alarm Clock
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Bill Whitehead
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
December 14, 2018
UPC:
745469230789
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By ferlazzo
schenectady, NY
wake up
July 8, 2023
funnnnnnnnyyyy
By mel
ohio
very nice quality
April 17, 2020
Very nice thick card good quality .. came in nice packaging.. with some free stickers and a coupon. will order again.
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