Swear Jar: Funny Retirement Card

Look out! The corporate swear jar is about to take a copper, nickel and zinc pounding courtesy of one disgruntled retiring employee who's not holding anything back in his cursed exit speech. All in good, F'ing fun, of course; in honor of that ex-employed coworker, friend or relative you know who's about to embark upon the golden years of Retirement. Help the lucky F#@* mark the happy occasion by giving them the hilarious going-away gift of this colorful, off-color, humorous R-worded and rated card. We swear, it's probably the most amusing and memorable parting present they'll get.