With work permanently done, he's now finally got the time to leisurely peddle his ass all over town (and out into the countryside, too). Wheel out the huge laughter, enormous good cheer and big best wishes on the special occasion of a cherished friend, family member or coworker's Retirement by presenting them with the wacky and colorful congratulatory giant greeting card pictured here. It serves both an amusing and informative purpose. After all, things can get pretty dull during the day when you've got no job to go to, so taking a tricycle tour might not be just as epically crazy and humungously hilarious as it actually looks.
Shipping weight: 2 oz
Dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches