The happy, contented feelings that come with taking a permanent leave from work are cheerfully and semi-scientifically charted on this giant, graphic, garrulous, good times Retirement Congrats greeting card. The red crisis/crap line rises proportionally to the retirees' satisfied and settled sensations, displayed in big, bright white, epically wise yellow and enormously knowing black. Further evidence of the smart move made by the job exiter and the wonderful, mirthful, tremendous emotions that will be stirred up inside them when given this clever, witty, well-drawn, accurately plotted, massive best wishes grand card on the occasion of their awesome employment departure.
Shipping weight: 2 oz
Dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches