Down To Size 8 : Humor Birthday Extra Large Card for Women

Item #: J0624BDG
Cover Reads:
If I am ever on life support, I want to be unplugged, but not until I get down to a size 8.
Inside Reads:
Get Down And Celebrate On Your Birthday.
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JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.62

Some people can find the good in any situation. Like this woman; she's not worried about being on life support, just the point when they pull the plug - not until she gets down to a size 8. Guess she wants to look fabulous for her funeral. We know there are a lot of you turning your smug little, judgmental noses up at this big, funny card from NobleWorks. You might be saying how morbid or sick this is. If it pisses you off, then good - that means you're still alive. Why not send this giant card to one of your smug friends to help them hugely celebrate being alive another year?

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Down To Size 8
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printing on recycled paper
Introduced:
May 15, 2018
UPC:
745469222524
Availability:
In Stock
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