Some people can find the good in any situation. Like this woman; she's not worried about being on life support, just the point when they pull the plug - not until she gets down to a size 8. Guess she wants to look fabulous for her funeral. We know there are a lot of you turning your smug little, judgmental noses up at this big, funny card from NobleWorks. You might be saying how morbid or sick this is. If it pisses you off, then good - that means you're still alive. Why not send this giant card to one of your smug friends to help them hugely celebrate being alive another year?