The alcohol-chugging chickens "think" they look chill; but from a non-intoxicated person's perspective, these birds really appear blitzed. As hilariously and instructively pictured and worded on the honestly humorous All Occasions joke card available here. Your friends, relatives and workmates will be imbibing laughter, getting drunk on hilarity, when you flap them out the hysterical, "high" spirited greeting to say Happy Birthday, Get Well, Good Luck, Congratulations, Bon Voyage, Sorry, Thank You, Happy Graduation, Here's To You Friend, or for any other bubbly reason you choose.