If you're going to retire, you'd better have a hobby to fill all the time that you'll have on your hands. Malcolm's found a hobby, a home-grown dirty one, and he's got it well in hand, raising obscene vegetables. As colorfully and hilariously cartoon pictured on the yellow bordered, orange genitalia Rude Vegetables Retirement Joke Card. Grab hold of this funny penis sprouted card and then plant it with somebody who's retiring and doesn’t have a seed of an idea what to do during their golden years.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches