Licking Poem: Hilarious Valentine's Day Paper Greeting Card

Item #: C5099VDG
Cover Reads: A Really Romantic Valentine's Day Poem About Licking - The Day I Chose This Card For You, To Show You My Affection, I Put It In An Envelope, Then Licked The Sticky Section. My Tongue Slid From The Right To Left, And Then From Left To Right, At First I Licked It Softly, Then Licked With All My Might. I Licked It Really Slowly, I Licked It Quickly Too, And Every Single Second I...
Inside Reads: ...I Imagined It Was You! Happy Valentine's Day.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Valentine's Day

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If you and your main squeeze can’t wait to get your hands on each other, this sexy Valentine’s Day card will set the mood on date night.

Tongues will be wagging when you send out the Valentine Licking Poem Funny Valentine's Day Card. Written by the devilish Tim Whyatt, this funny Valentine’s Day poem features a sentiment so obvious that it really shouldn’t be called “innuendo.”

We make modern cards for modern people at NobleWorks Cards, and that means capturing real, raw emotions, no matter how dirty or sexy. That means you won’t find a horny Valentine’s Day card like this at the big-box store. It’s one of many adult Valentine’s Day cards we offer, so browse our collection and stock up for all the big holidays coming up. Our free shipping will make sure you have a little bit extra for your big night.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Valentine Licking Poem Card
Occasion: Valentine's Day
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Credit: Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock: Printing on recycled paper
Introduced: September 30, 2017
UPC: 745469209587
Availability: In Stock
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By Gill
Wauchula, FL
March 1, 2018
Fun Card
Not for everyone on my list but definitely hit others on the mark!
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