The empty-nester lady in the purple dress, holding a tray of drinks, would prefer that the home nest be emptier still - of one recently retired, pink chair reclining, housebound hubby in suspenders. Make no bones about it, gift this cute, clever, colorful, cartoon Congrats card out to anyone leaving work on a permanent basis and you'll be getting their golden leisure years off to a fine, funny, fabulous start. And if you happen to see them back on the job soon after, well, simply refer to this wise and witty missive for the rationale.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches