Heated pizza and hotter lingerie - that's spicy, meaty, sexy heaven for any lust-hungry, pasta-loving, married guy! Just ask the less-than-enthusiastic redhead decked out in the three steaming slices of zah pictured to erotic, edible perfection on this funny, fabulous, flesh and toppings-revealing V-Day card. She looks good enough to eat in that cheesy outfit thoughtfully and greedily purchased by her man! Hopefully, your saucy loved one also possesses a tasty sense of humor, along with the take-outfits, when you deliver them this hilariously romantic card served up piping hot out of the envelope.