That sexy old saying "kinky as a dog and a cat on a mattress" has never been so amusingly animalistically displayed than on the very desirable and highly hysterical canine and feline Valentine's Day card available here. Whether your special sweetheart is a woman or a man, a pooch or pussycat pet owner or not, she or he will be barking with laughter and purring with mirth when you present her or him with this furry, funny, comically and carnally provocative February 14th gag greeting. Four legged and two legged laughing and loving pleasure, brought home and put to bed by you truly.