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Plays With My Junk: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Item #: 9854
Cover Reads:
No One Plays With My Junk The Same As You...
Inside Reads:
Happy Valentine's Day To My Favorite Player!
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Enough with smarmy poetry, guys want to get down to business on Valentine's Day. Women may want jewelry and candy but men want their junk to be handled. Women may want champagne and caviar, men seek attention to their junk. Of course it would be bad manners to come out and say "play with my junk," so this funny Valentine's Day card from NobleWorks is in order. This card also serves as positive reinforcement as the note points out that the card recipient is good at playing with junk. Who knows, if you give this card you may get your junk played with.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Plays With My Junk
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
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Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
September 23, 2013
UPC:
745469098549
Availability:
In Stock
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By Roy S.
Iowa
hilarious
February 5, 2019
would recommend