Plays With My Junk: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Enough with smarmy poetry, guys want to get down to business on Valentine's Day. Women may want jewelry and candy but men want their junk to be handled. Women may want champagne and caviar, men seek attention to their junk. Of course it would be bad manners to come out and say "play with my junk," so this funny Valentine's Day card from NobleWorks is in order. This card also serves as positive reinforcement as the note points out that the card recipient is good at playing with junk. Who knows, if you give this card you may get your junk played with.