Patron of Farts: Funny Blank Greeting Card

Open a (card) can of waft and whoop ass on any of your wonderful friends, family members and coworkers using this humorous, gaseous gag All Occasions greeting. Whatever the situation or occasion that calls for sniffing out some cardboard comic hilarity, this joke amusing and bean appealing card is guaranteed to be happily and laughingly devoured by anyone you know, for any reason you choose. So, serve it up, dish it out and fill the air with fragrant good feeling.