Play in Traffic: Funny Blank Card

Amazingly, and perhaps disappointedly for the retro mom featured on this hilarious All Occasions card, a surprisingly large number of kids somehow managed to survive their childhood back in the day, despite the cranky vintage motherly advice they received. For those of your friends, other family members and coworkers who shockingly made it to adulthood, consider rewarding them for any reason you choose with the colorful and humorous Blank greeting available here. Women and men will love the hysterical household of yesteryear All Occasions card, while mothers and fathers will gratefully and garrulously learn from it.