For couples that have been in a relationship for a long time, romance has nothing to do with chocolates, flowers, poetry or even sex. Real romance is more about doing the dishes, taking out the trash and, of course, putting the toilet seat down. This Valentine's Day card is perfect for the couple that understands true romance. Forget a romantic dinner. A dry derriere during nighttime bathroom visits can be just as satisfying for long-term girlfriends and wives. So, fellas, just try to make sure you keep the toilet seat down, at least for Valentine's Day.