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Toilet Seat: Hilarious Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Item #: 5298
Cover Reads: This Valentine's Day, Forget The Chocolates...
Inside Reads: ...Just Put Down The Toilet Seat. Happy Valentine's Day.

Occasion: Valentine's Day

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For couples that have been in a relationship for a long time, romance has nothing to do with chocolates, flowers, poetry or even sex. Real romance is more about doing the dishes, taking out the trash and, of course, putting the toilet seat down. This Valentine's Day card is perfect for the couple that understands true romance. Forget a romantic dinner. A dry derriere during nighttime bathroom visits can be just as satisfying for long-term girlfriends and wives. So, fellas, just try to make sure you keep the toilet seat down, at least for Valentine's Day.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Valentines Toilet Seat Card
Occasion: Valentine's Day
Line: Cartoons
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: David Skidmore
Credit: Illustration by David Skidmore
Paper Stock: Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced: September 23, 2013
UPC: 745469052985
Availability: In Stock
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