Gave Up One Night Stands: Funny Blank Card for Women

Item #: 4095K
Cover Reads:
She Gave Up Drunken, One-Night Stands For This Housewife Bullshit?
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Yes, she's made a lot of sacrifices for the good of her husband and family, and one of those sacrifices is missing out on all those alcohol fueled sexy escapades she used to have. Your women friends, relatives and colleagues, whether they're current or reformed drinkers, partiers or not, will get a good laughing buzz upon being gifted this hilarious, high spirited, adult All Occasions card. Featuring a beautiful vintage lady making both a bed and a great joke punchline, the humorous Blank greeting will make anybody's day, if not their night, a whole lot more merry, bright and mirthful.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Gave Up One Night Stands
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Printed in USA
Introduced:
June 15, 2012
UPC:
745469240955
Availability:
In Stock
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