Perfect for that special gold-digger in your life, this funny Valentine's Day card is great for the girl that is sure to financially ruin you. Is your Valentine always talking about your job or asking about your credit card balances? But during sex? Well, to her, talking dirty is talking about money. More specifically, your money. So give her what she wants this year, this funny Valentine's Day card and access to your livelihood. You may ruin your credit, lose your assets and find the poorhouse, but hey, money or sex? Up to you.