As we all know, love is blind, and nothing illustrates that old saying better than this Sexual Energy Humorous Valentine's Day Greeting Card from NobleWorks Cards. It's been said that blind people develop heightened awareness in their remaining four senses, and this card proves that theory is completely correct. Either that or the horny guy in the illustration has just come up with a good opening line. Whatever. This card's eye-popping illustration and risqué humor are sure to get some laughs and some love for you. And you and your love object will both really love the fact that this card is made in the U.S., making American jobs. It's also printed on FSC-certified paper. That means it's been approved by the Forest Stewardship Council, which has determined the card stock comes from sustainably managed forests.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches