Handle Rejection: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Item #: 2057
Cover Reads:
I Don't Handle Rejection Well
Inside Reads:
Be My Valentine... Or Else!
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Ladies, do you suffer from a fear of rejection? Especially from men that would be so lucky? Worry no more. With this funny Valentine's Rejection card, you can strike fear in the heart of any potential Valentine. Is there anything worse than a woman scorn? Yes. A woman with a gun afraid to be scorn. Her loins aren't the only thing packing heat. Although light-hearted, this Valentine's Day card will make sure your Valentine knows you're serious about love. Deadly, deadly serious.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Handle Rejection
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by © Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
September 15, 2011
UPC:
745469020571
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In Stock
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