Do you think Valentine's Day is more like hashing out a business deal? Relationships, more of a barter than anything? If so, then this straightforward card is for you. Leave the romance for amateurs. With this funny Valentine's Day card, you can make a deal with your man. Just remember, ladies, unless you're a redhead laced in pearls with come-hither eyes, you're going to have to do some haggling. But don't worry. When it comes to sex, you'll always have the edge during negotiations.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches