As even the greatest beer aficionado will be forced to admit, beer isn't everything, and the Beer Isn't Everything Valentine's Day funny greeting card from NobleWorks Cards makes that pointedly - and explicitly - clear. An instant classic in the treasury of beer and Valentine's Day sayings, this card makes an unexpurgated toast to great beer and great sex. So if you plan to pour yourself a tall frosty glass of brew this Valentine's Day, make sure you get to share it with someone special - or at least someone easily influenced by a beer or two. Give him or her this hilarious card and enjoy some good head together. This delightfully filthy Valentine's Day card is made right here in the U.S., so while you're indulging in the pleasures of beer and each other you'll also be happy to know you have contributed to the American economy. It's printed on Forest Stewardship Council-certified paper and contains 10 percent post-consumer recycled waste paper, which means you're also sharing the love with the environment.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches