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Popcorn Touch: Funny Valentine's Day Printed Card

Item #: 2003
Cover Reads:
Happy Valentine's Day
Inside Reads:
How I Long For Your Touch.
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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$4.49 ea.
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Occasion: Valentine's Day

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Throughout history and prehistory the male of the human species has attracted the female with his ability to provide food and security. The Popcorn Touch Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card from NobleWorks Cards honors that traditional division of the sexes with a twist and a dash of twisted humor. This wily male has come up with a clever new tool to get his date to grab his tool. If you also feel that Valentine's Day is an over-commercialized money-making ploy for retail companies and you want to let your partner know exactly what you want, this card is sure to make both of you laugh and bring satisfaction. And you're highly unlikely to find it at your local greeting-card retailer. If you decide to try this ploy at home, may we suggest that you go heavy on the butter but light on the salt and cayenne pepper?

Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Popcorn Touch
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
September 15, 2008
In Stock