10 Diet Rules: Humor Birthday Card

Item #: 0822
Cover Reads:
10 Diet Rules You've Never Thought Of! 1. Food Consumed When No One Is Around Contains Zero Calories. 2. While Baking - There Are No Calories In Frosting Or Batter Licked Directly From The Spoon Or Bowl. 3. Movie Food (I.E. Popcorn Slathered In Butter, Candy, Chocolate, Etc.) Doesn't Count As Food, It's Entertainment. 4. Foods Of Similar Color Have The Same Caloric Value: I.E. - White Chocolate = Mushrooms. Pistachio Ice Cream = Spinach. 5. Breaking Cookies Into Small Pieces Neutralizes Their Fat Content. 6. Diet Drinks Negate The Calories In Chocolate When Consumed Together. 7. Frozen Foods Contain No Calories As Calories Are A Heat Measurement. 8. Junk Food Is Perfectly Find To Consume As Empty Calories = No Calories. 9. The Calories Consumed At A Meal Don't Count When Your Date Eats More Than You. 10. Food With Medicinal Properties Brandy, Honey, Or Hot Cocoa, Never Count As Calories.
Inside Reads:
Happy Birthday. Have Another Piece Of Cake!
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Yes! At last! The scientific so-satisfactory dietary strictures that doctors, dieticians and the government didn't want you to know about! Revealed on this highly entertaining and richly rewarding B-Day card! So, consume this tastefully witty greeting in good laughing health and then deliver it out to any one of friends or family members for them to devour with equal gusto and good cheer.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
10 Diet Rules
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
May 15, 2009
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