If you know a special woman who's not content to be a mere commoner, a run-of-the-mill be-yatch, an ambitious lady who has really grandiose regal bitchy aspirations, then this is the humorously crowning All Occasions card for her! Featuring a blue-eyed blonde beauty queen, star-dotted scarlet borders and a snarky gag line, this pretty, funny Blank greeting is fit fabulous for any family member, friend or coworker you know who only answers to the title of Her High-And-Mightiness. Even men will enjoy the attacking attractiveness of this splendiferously snide joke card.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches