First Rule of Parenting: Funny Mother's Day Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 0230
Cover Reads:
The First Rule Of Parenting: Never Negotiate With Terrorists
Inside Reads:
You're Da Bomb! Happy Mother's Day
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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If your little one is always giving mom trouble, this is the perfect Mother's Day card to make mom's day.

We love Ephemera's art and design: This brilliantly devious card puts a key rule of foreign policy into parenthood. It hits a little too close to home, in fact: Our little angels are capable of such massive destruction, and can become monstrous whelps in only a few seconds. They truly are terrorists, but because parenting experts frown on sending kids to Guantanamo Bay without a trial, we have to ground them instead.

Remind mom that she's da bomb, and wish her a very Happy Mother's Day with a card that will have her laughing for days to come. Perfect for moms who appreciate a dark sense of humor and jokes that cross all kinds of decency lines, this NobleWorks Mother's Day card will get some great conversation started.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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First Rule of Parenting
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Contains 10% post-consumer recycled fiber
Introduced:
October 30, 2014
UPC:
745469002300
Availability:
In Stock
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