First Rule of Parenting: Funny Mother's Day Greeting Card

If your little one is always giving mom trouble, this is the perfect Mother's Day card to make mom's day.

We love Ephemera's art and design: This brilliantly devious card puts a key rule of foreign policy into parenthood. It hits a little too close to home, in fact: Our little angels are capable of such massive destruction, and can become monstrous whelps in only a few seconds. They truly are terrorists, but because parenting experts frown on sending kids to Guantanamo Bay without a trial, we have to ground them instead.

Remind mom that she's da bomb, and wish her a very Happy Mother's Day with a card that will have her laughing for days to come. Perfect for moms who appreciate a dark sense of humor and jokes that cross all kinds of decency lines, this NobleWorks Mother's Day card will get some great conversation started.