Child Proof: Funny Mother's Day Printed Greeting Card

Item #: 0102
Cover Reads:
I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In.
Inside Reads:
You're The Best! Happy Mother's Day
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We know how to protect overly curious and possibly suicidal toddlers from the many unimagined dangers lurking in every home like electrical outlets, appliance cords and other everyday items that most adults donít give a second thought to. But have we given any serious thought to the clear and present danger of how to protect long-suffering mothers across the land from the antics of their over-active broods?

Childproofing takes on a different meaning in this snappy Child-Proof House Motherís Day Funny Greeting Card from NobleWorks Cards. Designed by Ephemera, one of our favorite creators of greeting cards with attitude, the heartwarming vintage art contrasts wonderfully with the surprising punch line. A truly childproof house is something any mom could appreciate ó especially on ultra-bratty days. These cards for Mom from child kamikazes give a new and insightful take on childproofing that any mother will all too readily understand.

This hilarious Mother's Day card is sure to bring a smile to Mom's face on her special day. Although she's locked the doors and windows, the kids are still able to get in. Even if she can't completely childproof the house, Mom should at least have a stress-proof Mother's Day. Perfect for friends and family, this card and your promise of taking her kids out for a day of entertainment ó so she can enjoy a few blissful, hassle-free hours to herself ó make a perfect Mother's Day gift.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Child Proof
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by (c) Ephemera, Inc.
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
September 15, 2005
In Stock
Review Summary
Child Proof Card   $4.95
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100% Recommend this product (6 of 6 responses)
By Eugene G.
May 4, 2020
Very humurous
fine like the card na
By Alisa
Ellicott City, MD
Great mother's day card for funny moms!
May 2, 2020
Thanks for making awesome and funny cards!
By glmwkansas
wichita ks
funniest ever
April 21, 2020
great mothers day card
By Rita
Lake Lucy
May 22, 2019
Great card!
By Mike
Groton, Ct
Mothers day
April 22, 2019
Funny card
She will like it Expensive when buying singles
By Nicole
Austin, Texas
Funny and well packaged
May 25, 2018
Your card was well received by my mom for Mother's Day. And I was especially impressed with the neat packaging.