Mermaid Thighs: Funny Birthday Giant Card

The funny message on this huge, glorious greeting card is to eat all you want on your big special day because becoming a beautiful, beguiling mermaid is just one forkful of cake away. Nice advice (if you can swallow it) for any happy, hungry celebrant; though maybe a bit fishy from an anatomical and mythical standpoint. Done up in epic shimmering blues, greens, golds and purples, and featuring a lovely mermaid and delicious, decorated dessert, this large, charming, sea and body imag(inary) joke card will swim right into the heart and stomach of all so massively gifted it.