Mothers are wise, beautiful and sweet. Most of them, anyway. But the best thing about mothers for most kids and even some adults is that they will pretend to believe the absolutely preposterous fibs we tell them. The extra-large Internal Investigation Funny Mother's Day Paper Greeting Card from NobleWorks Cards celebrates the suspension of disbelief that has earned so many mothers a permanent place of thanks in the black hearts and evil minds of their offspring. Cleverly conceived and produced by the McCoy brothers, who obviously have got more than one stretcher over on their long-suffering mom, this big, colorful, cartoon card is perfect for all mothers who have been lied to. All of them, that is. Father may know best, but mothers know better.