Never Find Your Body: Funny Valentine's Day Jumbo Card

Item #: J2151VDG
Cover Reads:
They Will Never Find Your Body...
Inside Reads:
...As Hot As I Do! Be My Valentine Or Else!
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JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.62

This flirty, if not somewhat homicidal, Jumbo Size Valentine's Day card is to die for. This bloody valentine has a really physical appeal. And, after all, isn't that what Valentine's Day is about when you get down to it? Everyone will love our twisted Valentine's humor. And maybe you'll get a little lucky after they open this funny card and they read the hilariously hot punch line. This card may seem a little demented, but what's love, if not demented? Don't give your valentine a run-of-the-mill card. Give him or her a run-for-the-hills Valentine's Day card. Cupid, flowers and hearts are fine, but unless you're in second grade, a little originality is a hell of a lot more fun. This killer card will inject some much-needed adult humor into your Valentine's Day celebration and communication.

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Never Find Your Body
Occasion:
Line:
Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
January 15, 2017
UPC:
745469194609
Availability:
In Stock
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